does $36 trillion in debt minus $2 trillion in spending cuts = $5000?

the national debt clock has the national debt pegged ( approximately...it moves quickly ) at $36,537,459,150,833 and growing at about a grand a second...and yet my friends at doge claim to have slashed $2 trillion off the total and, as a memeber of one of the 79 million tax-paying households, they want to give me a share of 20% of that total via a check for $5000...either the reportage is grossly mistaken or there is some flaw in the math and, per bertie russell, the logic...20% of $2 trillion is $400 billion, however 79 million times $5000 is $395 billion...there are 5 bilion dollars lost somewhere...and if i get a cut of 20% where does the other 80% go? and there are more questions than that...which terminated federal employee's pocket did they pick to pay me and do i want that? is the $5000 in lieu of a cessation of social security/medicare/medicad payments? is this more smoke and mirrors to cover a counter-constitutional coup? are spending cuts actually money? if i have a $10000 balance on a credit card and return $2000 worth of merchandise to pare the balance down to $8000 do i have $2000 or just less debt? since money is simply an abstract expression of work ( a $20 bill is just a piece of paper with some green ink on it ) this is all just playing with numbers...and as a side note the $5000 check would take an act of congress, and while they are sycophantic, subservient, and utterly hypocritical they are also tools of the elite which is whining about it being an inflationary move...and if there is one thing the elite hates and fears more than the poor it is inflation...don't plan a splurge with that five grand just yet._________________________________________________________________ 1 march 2025 one question i did negelect to include is , will terminated federal employees be eleigible for this ( if this non-starter should miraculously come about ) being they have been labeled as parasites?